Quotes From "How To Be An Alien: A Handbook For Beginners And Advanced Pupils" By George Mikes

Q. Why don't the British panic? A. They do, but...
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Q. Why don't the British panic? A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their panic from their ecstasy. George Mikes
When I am alone in the forest at night-time and...
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When I am alone in the forest at night-time and jump from one tree to another, I often think that life is so strange. George Mikes
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Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with your dog, talk to it all the time. George Mikes